Then we noticed that the man quoted in most of these quotes is the clearly fictional and, again, borderline offensive, Charles Hunt. Mr C Hunt. Yep. You read that right. Google it if you don’t believe us. It’s undertstandable, perhaps, that Sony Ericsson might have worries about the fact that a phone they were marketing towards women had as its creative lead a man. But don’t worry! He’s named after a part of the lady’s body, at least! Thank goodness for that.

So, apart from these comic goldmines, is there much else to say about the Sony Ericsson Jalou? Well, this Sony Ericsson Jalou review might beg to differ, but we think not to be honest. If you’re really, positively, definitely set on owning a phone that sets you apart from the crowd, then fair enough, this might be for you. But with its 3.2MP camera, 2 inch screen, no WiFi, no GPS, no, well, nothing really much to write home about at all, we have to wonder whether apart from its “looks” there’s anything here worth paying attention to at all.

Who knows, maybe we’re wrong, maybe the world is ready for a phone that’s all “looks” and no insides. But then, we just can’t write about this phone’s “looks” with adding those quotation marks. Because thinking of this as a good looking phone is the biggest joke of all, right?

But, finally, they’ve listened and phones such as the upcoming Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 come with standard 3.5mm sockets for whatever headphones you want, and have slots for the standard (and cheap) microSD cards for upping the memory capacity. Hurrah, say we. And hurrah too for the Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 in general, which looks like it’s going to be something kinda special. Details are still a little fuzzy around the edges (have a look at this Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 review for what’s known for sure about this thing), but as a re-skinned Google Android phone with a very decent 8MP camera and a 4-inch touchscreen, we can’t actually see any chinks in the armour at all.

Light on firm details as we are, we’ll leave you with this sneaky peek video of what the UI is going to look like. And have a look at these Sony Ericsson Xperia X3 deals too.

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Katie Price is a misunderstood, talented individual who deserves the best things in life.

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Katie Price is a misunderstood, talented individual who deserves the best things in life.

See, what we have done here is attempted to prove (in a thoroughly scientific way, you’ll note) that repeating things over and over and over again does not make them true. However, when it comes to the Sony Ericsson T715, Sony Ericsson seem not to know this. Take a look at this official press release. Then count the number of times they use words like ‘elegant’ and ’sophisticated.’ Then listen to us and, as we’re sure you will, believe us when we say: this phone is about as elegant and sophisticated as, say, Katie Price. That’s not too say, plucking some random words from the ether, that this phone is dumb or slightly loose in anyway. It’s just not in any way shape or form elegant or sophisticated. The Sony Ericsson T715, in fact, is basic, chunky and thoroughly middle of the road, with absolutely nothing special, unique or even faintly interesting about it. Read this Sony Ericsson T715 review if you don’t believe us.

All this isn’t to say that this phone won’t make many people happy. It’s small, even if it is chunky. It will be very, very cheap. It has nice big buttons. And… erm… yeah, big buttons. But just don’t let anyone tell you it’s sophisticated or elegant.

So what does the Sony Ericsson Satio have to offer in terms of visual communication then? Well, most impressively it has a 16:9 ratio full touchscreen that, as far as we’ve seen, is about as crystal clear as screens come. This isn’t an AMOLED screen as we’ve seen recently on the various Samsung models being released, but it’s a decent enough effort. Add to that some cool media downloading options through the PlayNow Arena, a nifty instant-access touch panel to jump to your various media options from the homescreen and, well, lots of other stuff (check out this Sony Ericsson Satio review for a full rundown) and you’ll realise the Satio is an impressive little number.

• Media Go – This little thing helps you play and organise all the music, photos, videos and podcasts on your PC simply and effortlessly to directly on the Aino via Wi-Fi. Anything that removes docks / wires and other tripping hazards is a winner in our book.
• Remote Play – Let’s you control your Playstation3 and access its media content on your Aino. And not just at home (via a local network), but anywhere in the world via the internet. Neat, huh?
• PlayTVservice – Let’s you use that TV function on your Playstation3 via the Aino. So you can watch, pause and record live TV from a range of free channels on the go.
• Media Home – Pulls media content from your PC over to your Aino automatically. Sounds like one of those dangerous synchronizing things that wipes your files if you’re not careful, but still, nice idea.

So there we have. List worthy, like we said. Not sure this’ll be for everyone (there’s still many of us who find watching TV / films on a tiny phone screen a wee bit annoying, but if you’re a media junky this could be just the fix you’re looking for. Check out a full Sony Ericsson Aino review here, or have a little look at the video below.

- 2.2 inch QVGA internal display
- Quad-band GSM connectivity
- 1GB M2 memory card
- HSDPA 2100 connectivity
- Bluetooth connectivity

Apart from the above mentioned features the Sony Ericsson T707 Elle also has a 3.2 megapixel camera. With the help of this feature, the user can capture those memories that you want to last a life time. With the all new T707 Elle you will always be able to capture any occasion, at any time.

The Sony Ericsson T707 Elle is also well suited for the traveling business individual since the phone also has Wifi capabilities. You can now surf the web in search for important information for that all important board meeting, or send and receive important e-mails from your colleagues. The phone is an ideal way of keeping in touch with anyone. It is also important that you understand that this particular feature is liable to change when considering the network and phone usage.

The Sony Ericsson T707 Elle also has a number of basic features that every phone possesses. Nevertheless, these features are very important in our day-to-day activities. The phone includes a calculator, an alarm, a clock, a calendar, notes and a TO-DO list.

The Sony Ericsson T707 Elle is a stylish and sophisticated phone that will turn heads wherever you take it. The T707 Elle phone will also help in your career as well. This is one phone that everyone should consider getting as it will greatly improve your lifestyle. For more information check out GSM Arena.

This candybar-like phone is known to be the successor to Sony Ericsson’s previous model S302. So those who know the S302 well can get a pretty good idea what the S312 is going to be like. But SE is guaranteed to empower the successor phone with more features so that it will stand one step ahead of the predecessor.

Although we do not know the exact measures of the display, we do know that it gives 176×220 pixels resolution. There is not much information available on the camera either but it will surely be something more than 2megapixels and it might or might not include autofocus.

Apart from this information Sony Ericsson has not published any other information about this phone yet. So judging by the looks of the specs Sony Ericsson S312 Snapshot would be targeted more at the entry level market, being fully equipped with all the basic features that you would look for in a mobile phone, thus will appear to be a quite affordable phone to practically anybody.

Sources reveal that S312 Snapshot will be available in the markets from the 3rd quarter of 2009 onwards. Do stay updated and check Sony Ericsson’s own site for updates on the S312.

If you think that you want to buy a Sony Ericsson S312 once it hits the markets, what you should do right now is check out some of the Sony Ericsson S312 Snapshot contracts that are displayed online. These Sony Ericsson S312 Snapshot contracts will be updated regularly with any new developments on the phone. So if you choose from the S312 Snapshot deals you are guaranteed to get the best out of your package.

In addition to simplifying the process of managing your music, listening to audio has never been better than with the Sony Ericsson W995 Walkman, since Sony Ericsson has finally decided to launch a phone with a 3.5mm audio jack, as opposed to the wireless Bluetooth enabled headsets that were the norm with their earlier models. So now, it will be easy to access your music as well as listen to it conveniently and with the option of higher headphone quality.

Apart from the awesome multimedia management platform, the See Sony’s press release also comes loaded with a jaw-dropping 8.1 MP Cyber-shot quality camera, capable of 16x digital zoom, face-detection,auto-focus, image-stablization, flash and an array of other features. And the 2.6″ display allows for the highest level of viewing possible, be it photograph or video. Taking pictures or videos has never looked this easy!

Of course, over and above being efficient, reliable and fun to use, a phone should also be great eye-candy and the Sony Ericsson is just that. The colors it comes in are black, grey and red, and the sleek design makes the phone a great accessory.